I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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We don't need to fundamentally transform America. We need to restore America.

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As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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