As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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What does the vice president do?

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Hope is not a strategy.

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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