Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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