I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.

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As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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