How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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He who cannot remember the past is condemned to remember the past. Or something.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does.

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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