Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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These global warming studies [are] a bunch of snake oil science.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers.

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Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.

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What does the vice president do?

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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