We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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Hope is not a strategy.

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What does the vice president do?

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for.

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The man can only ride you when your back is bent.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.

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You either get free stuff or you get freedom. You cannot have both and you need to make a choice.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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