As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where – where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border.

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If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?

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Rain is something the democrats use to sell umbrellas.

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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

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Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.

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Only dead fish go with the flow.

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I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.

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We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

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How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?

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I really want Congress to do its job, the constitutional power that they have, to halt an imperial presidency, to halt this fundamental transformation of America that is making us an unrecognizable mess of a nation at this time.

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