Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.- Mark Twain

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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