Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

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You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. - Melanie Clark Pullen

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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By the way, did you ever realize that if Moses would have turned right instead of left, we'd have had the oil, the Arabs would have had the sand?

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. — Thomas A. Edison

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I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go.

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