Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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The White House announced on Monday the Prime Minister of Australia will visit President Bush in September. We have a lot in common. Australia started out as a prison colony, while the United States has evolved into one. — Argus Hamilton

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. — John Archibald Wheeler

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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Holding on to hope when everything is dark, is the greatest test of faith

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! — Audrey Hepburn

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