The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

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A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'" Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on! ― Rick Riordan

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

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It's no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. Well, what if I do? Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

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In a society dominated by the fact of commercial competition, money is necessarily the test of prowess, and wastefulness the sole criterion of power.

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Never affirm, always allude: allusions are made to test the spirit and probe the heart.

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