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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -Mitch Hedberg
If I love you, I show you I love you every day. Little things, big things.- Dwayne Johnson
Your worth consists in what you are, and not in what you have. What you are will show in what you do. — Thomas Davidson
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.- Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.- Mitch Hedberg
Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy.
I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.- Mitch Hedberg
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace. ― Chuck Palahniuk
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.- Mitch Hedberg
