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More Quotes by Stephen Colbert
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
My grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland.
Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
